Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Knot so caplin

Not and evil genius but rival. I noe who you where all along. To bad you have to hide what you are. I got off . still csn be friends you killer .

Your knot so caplin if you didn't keep a trinkets. A item to remember

by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019

OC Knot

Having an OC Knot means that your butt is very out of control and stinky, A butt is called a Knot because it looks similar to a knot. OC = Out of Control.

Damn bro you have an OC Knot!!

by Daquan gang related August 8, 2017

Bum Knots

Pimples on your ass.

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots

by Pot lid June 24, 2022

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

Double fisherman knot

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks

Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!

by Fratrat November 2, 2014

e-knot

used in the phrase 'tie the e-knot', meaning to get married through the Internet.

The actor and the actress tied the e-knot yesterday because they had little time to get married in person.

by uttam maharjan November 30, 2010