by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025
Get the .9.Sergio Giavanni Kitchens.9.mug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. 
by TheModernPoet May 16, 2022
Get the kitchenmug. She’s the prettiest girl in this world. She shows more love than anyone and is really special. Anyone would be super lucky to have her.
by Daonewhoknocks November 20, 2023
Get the Natalya Kitchenmug. That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020
Get the Kitchen Stevemug. Frank, Lil’ ChikChak, and Princess Fussilia chronic kitchen chillers who loved to hang all day long at the breakfast table … playing dominoes, watching Beavis & Butthead vidoes, and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.
by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022
Get the Kitchen Chillermug.