If someones name is cruder or karma they are the best person you will ever meet, and if their name is both multiply this fact by 391283018301938091238 + 480237408923748932074890327480932748902748902478903274 if its on a 4x weekend.
Cruder Karma is like being the highest in the room.
Nep: Is that guys name cruder karma?
Guy: yea, hes really cool!
Nep: Is that guys name cruder karma?
Guy: yea, hes really cool!
by DuckWith7Feet February 25, 2025
Get the Cruder Karmamug. "Outrunning Karma" is a warning against the idea of running away from one's actions and the consequences that follow. Karma will always chase you till you die.
by Dr.Buttbomb October 14, 2023
Get the Outrunning Karmamug. When all of the scandalous shit you’ve done on the streets gets served back right in your face. Street justice.
by FUBAR FISTER December 1, 2022
Get the Street Karmamug. The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
Get the Clout karmamug. karma is a bad bitch and all the boys like her. She loves food, especially sushi! she loves sport but doesn't specifically have a sport that she does. she isnt aware boys like her and think they hate her. she is kinda dumb in a way but kinda smart. a karma usually likes boys that start with the letter 'J, O, T, G, A, M,' and she can ol=only pull guys younger than her maybe sometimes guys her age.
"karma is hot but ugly idk how to explain it, but mostly hot and shes ugly in a hot way"
**karma winks at them**
" okay yah shes hot"
**karma winks at them**
" okay yah shes hot"
by your_mom1609274 November 30, 2021
Get the karmamug. 
"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020
Get the Karmamug.