ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

ditch lizard

a greasy slimey person

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard

by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024

Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.

Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?

by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018

Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single

Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!

by dicklover124 January 18, 2018

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011