I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

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I’m Fine

This person is not fine. They haven’t been fine. Their heart is shattered into a million pieces and they say “I’m fine” because it’s too much to explain and they are tired of the constant battle inside their head.

Person 1: Hey are you okay? You look drained.
Person 2: I’m fine, Just a little tired.
Person 2 Is not fine.

by I am not fine. July 9, 2023

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I’m really ‘bout it!

A phrase used to convey one’s aggressive desire for forced sexual intercourse; typically used by cowards lacking integrity or small boys who can’t fight by themselves.

Christian: I’m really ‘bout it!
Bass: What the fuck does that mean?
Christian: You got a purdy mouth boi.

by TheTinyDub_ July 20, 2017

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I’m fine

1Mostly used as a reply to “How are you?” Or “U ok?”.

2Under specific and varying circumstances it is used when the person who says it is trying to be passive-aggresive. Due to it’s commonality, it is ridiculed by the internet for being a cliche way to respond after an argument.

1“How are you?”
“I’m fine!”

2”Are you okay? Do you need some time?”
“I’m fine.”

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