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Thirsty Hamster

When someone with a penis lays on an open sunroof and the second person, who is inside the vehicle, performs oral.
When he won't lay on my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster.
by Lordbeefington l February 21, 2024
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw
A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!
by Cat.rw January 12, 2018
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feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding
After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.
by C. Kret August 5, 2008
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Hamster sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.
by ZackyZ May 27, 2015
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hamster

by G.W.Bnig December 4, 2017
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Hamster

A racist term for a hispanic person meaning that they bread like hamsters. Usually knocking up multiple women and bailing on there kids like a rodent would do just spread there seed and move on
(White guy) "Hey did you hear about carlos? He knocked up my sister and bailed on her this is his 15th kid hes done this too!"
(Other white guy) "wow what a fuckin hamster! She should have gotten a nice white guy instead hopefully she learns you dahm well know that fuckin hamster carlos wont hes just spreading his seed like a rodent"
by Panhead_Chopper_11C February 6, 2021
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