Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.

Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.

by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018

Golden chaser

When you urinate in your partners mouth after previously ejaculating in their mouth.

She was a freak; into water sports ... had me give her a golden chaser to end the night.

by Rumj4ck May 8, 2019

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

golden buzz

The perfect ratio between alcohol and weed.
The golden buzz.

Bar scene
Guy 1: “Hey bro?”

“How you doin’?”
Guy 2: “Golden buzz!”
Guy 1: “Sick!”

by GoldenBuzzGuy June 9, 2023

Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD

Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador

by mysterious fag October 2, 2016