Fred

He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.

person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....

by Orchid Malfoy May 3, 2021

Fred

Alfredo without cheese

Why would you eat fred, are you vegan?

by Sauron the evil September 23, 2023

Fred Flintstone

A huge monster schlong thats a super chode, but is insanely callousey because thats what Fred Flintstone sues to stop his car.

He definitely has a Fred Flintstone.

by IBILISTAKID December 10, 2021

Fred Weasley

It's me. I'm Fred. Hi.

Ignorant person: "Who's Fred Weasley?"
Me: "It's me. I'm Fred. HI."

by FredWeasley September 19, 2021

fred

A bitch baby

fred - you better not cheat on me during summer

me - stfu bitch baby I’d tell u the same but no ones gonna wanna fuck with a dude named fred other than me

by dnellcastellanos August 6, 2018

Fred

Loves tillie, naina, maxine, and especially loves kiarash. He also had a crush on a boy in year 2. Shaped like a hamster. And loves Tillie’s boyfriend more than his own mum.

i hate fred

by Moneydog August 27, 2023

fred

a guy that like a girl called keisha

hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not

by asher chiam May 16, 2020