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Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.
We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.
by withad34 January 25, 2020
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Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011
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shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants
Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.
by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016
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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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out the shoot

Synonym for off the chainand off the meat rack and balls as ass.
Dawg, that dunk was out the shoot!
by nappyroots August 27, 2006
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Shooting buck

A dumb or retarted person with no common sense.
That girl cant count money shes shooting buck.
by Vampjojo6 July 9, 2022
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Freak this shoot

A euphemism for f**k this s**t when you cannot really swear.
by Matthew678 July 25, 2019
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