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German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.
by One Hung Low November 9, 2007
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floresism

When a woman lies about her age by adding 10 years, only to get compliments about looking young.
Cassandra totally has a case of floresism, what a nut case!
by anonymousonetwothree October 8, 2008
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florencepughrealhusband

The best TikToker ever and my favorite mutual 🤪🤞
I love florencepughrealhusband they make great edits
by Tonystarksstyrofoamcup September 4, 2021
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ahcee flores

"ahcee flores" is so annoying!
"ahcee flores" palatyon...
by peps of visayas April 29, 2012
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Wilson Flores

Aka the kid named by cool kid Wilson he’s pretty cool and also goes to equipo academy and is chill and he is cool 😎😎😎
A you cool kid Wilson Flores how’s your day
by sebastianthefatfuck November 24, 2018
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Kimberly Flores

A girl who is a wonder, a beauty, and with a magnificent personality. A girl you can be glad to call yours be gladly shes mine kimberly flores a treasure
by Javy emu June 3, 2020
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johnathan flores

hes my boyfriend , always will be :) i love him more then anything , he’s my only happiness and the reason i’m still here <3 he means so so much to me and i cant believe i got this lucky to get him as my novio :) i obviously don’t want him to die! but my wish is to be in love forever with him and die together peacefully :) i hope me and him can have kids when we are older! it will mean that our love will always keep going hopefully <3 i just love this man so much holy , he deserves everything he deserves the world he deserves so much love and i hope he is happy with me :) it’s okay if he isn’t one day . it might break me but aslong as mi novio is happy i will be happy <3 i just wish him the best i hope he is always safe and healthy i always wish that he is happy and loved bc he deserves it all :) mi amor i love you so so so so so much and i am so lucky to be yours and i’m so glad you’re mine :) we are together until the end & we might argue and struggle with our families sometimes but we will get through it together <3 i hope you know i care about your family even if they don’t like me , bc it will always be that way. and i know you care for my family and i love that about you , you care for me and them :) i lost my virginity to you , had my first kiss with you , first cuddles with you , felt happy for the first time in years. first boy to ever make me truly happy and feel loved <3 i love you so much johnathan , we will be together until the end <3 i love you. - ashley flores
ashley only loves johnathan flores <3
by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021
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