flap jack

when a women gets kicked in the crotch.

she needs to receive a flap jack for being a dreaded anus.

by Tinkerism February 1, 2018

Bap-Flap

The unsightly flap found between the saggy cleavage of a 40 something housewife who still thinks she can borrow her daughters clothes and look good.

Normally seen when wearing tops which open down the front without a bra.

It is indeed the camel toes unsightly cousin.

'Its bad enough with the saggy boobs, but we didnt need to see the bap-flap too!'

by Minxxy655 June 16, 2009

wiener flap

The flap in your boxers where you hide your dope.

He had his dope hidden in the wiener flap of his boxers so the cops wouldn't find it.

by nine trey May 15, 2014

jam flaps

A girl's vagina when she is on her period.

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"

(depending on your personal perversion)

by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008

Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.

"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."

by buckett_t._great December 17, 2019

flapping gizzard

When a guy rapidly slaps a girls pussy lips with the tip of his penis

Dude I just gave my sister a flapping gizzard

by puff daddy G January 23, 2014

flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.

This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.

by Gigantic Twerp August 14, 2014