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Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.
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A all-around amazing Guy who is really smart and weird. Be is really talented and always there when your sad. And loves video games.
Whos that werido.

Oh him hes amazing dont call him weird but he is Ethan
by Hottiewithapashin January 26, 2019
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Ethan is a great guy with fantastic friends who seems innocent and kind but in reality has hundreds of women begging for his huge cock.
-"Wow that guy is great "
-"Careful he might be an Ethan"
by Accuratenames1 February 7, 2022
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An Ethan is someone who slates women because he can’t get one. He is easily spotable due to being a massive virgin. When in groups, Ethan grown in strength becoming an increasingly large narcissistic nobhead. Stay safe, avoid Ethan’s.
You degrade woman like an Ethan.
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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!

2nd friend: Who are you talking to?

1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.

2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.

- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
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the gif will tell you everything about him, a hood nigga who is just looking for some blue cheese to put on his greasy ass toes and he wants to put the cheese in his toenails, deep down
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by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
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An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.
Never date an ethan.
by S.e.re.n.a June 4, 2020
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