Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
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If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
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