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Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022
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Ely

Ely or Edrine is a very thoughful person. He's very good at listening to someone's problemos or rants. He will help you to boost your confidence and can always make you feel so beautiful. He's a bit crazy most of the time but his craziness will make smile or laugh. He will always cheer you up everytime you feel down.
I wish I have Ely for the rest of my life
by CloudAsh June 8, 2021
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Shae and Eli

shae is honestly the best person to exist. She loves her friends so so much. and her boyfriend? she would do anything for him. literally he is her world and she is his. anyeways eli S + E for life? <33
"Omg is that Shae and Eli?"
"yeah! they are perfect for eachother."
by PurplePanda02 April 30, 2022
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Eli crackrock

A young agricultural cracked out gypsy. Great on his feet. Even sweater in the sheets.
Eli crackrock is comin to get ya
by Eli crackrock May 25, 2023
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Eli

Eli is a name for a man.Eli is a good looking boy who is smart, funny and athletic.He is trustworthy and a good friend to keep in your life.
Eli is so funny!
by UrbanDictionary.gov November 23, 2021
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Elis

Good-looking, high iq, handsome and the best. The best person you could find!
"Elis is the best! I wish my boyfriend was an Elis!"
by Kexet June 2, 2022
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Ely

Girl: Ely is ugly
by itchyfatcock April 8, 2020
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