Elijah

the sexiest man on this planet and he has a BBC or a PHD

OMG look at that Elijah he is good in bed

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019

Elijah

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.

1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that

by Markkk123 January 24, 2022

Elijah

I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.

Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...

by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 15, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is a name. That’s it. He usually won’t care and has a dark sense of humour.

Girl “hey Elijah”
Elijah “what”
Girl “want to go eat somewhere”
Elijah “nah I’m good”

by Laconic February 3, 2022

Elijah

Retarted

Elijah is retarted

by Malik Jonson November 20, 2023

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

elijah

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad

example: elijah is hot.

by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022