A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.
Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté
by Nosack69 March 01, 2019
El Demente is the best Argentinian YouTuber ever. He has hit 2 millions subscribers and going non-stop for 3 million subs. His alter ego is known as "Cringeman". El Demente really enjoys doing Instagram Stories, filming videos, watching La Rosa de Guadalupe and also appearing in soap operas such as "100 días para enamorarse". His best friends are PedritoVm, the fridge and Boffe GP's stolen chair
Person 1: Would you recommend me some good content creator?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. Check out "El Demente" in YouTube
Person 2: Yeah, sure. Check out "El Demente" in YouTube
by Balbu December 01, 2018
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by Crandon08 March 25, 2020
A pessimistic hypercritic that has never attempted or bettered an outcome that he is critiquing about someone else.
Particularly critical of others culinary skills even though they never exhibit anything of merit.
Particularly critical of others culinary skills even though they never exhibit anything of merit.
by Smountie20 July 18, 2020
Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
by sleeper09 July 26, 2012
Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.
by Genitalien September 29, 2021