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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
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The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.
1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!
by Ervaela February 27, 2015
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My Dress-Up Darling

borderline hentai. it has some fan service elements but it's a pretty good show ig. 95% of people just watch it just for the main female protagonist (Marin Kitagawa)
My Dress-Up Darling is still a far better love story than Twilight.
by bamfwag June 26, 2023
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Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.
Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!
by MarcMars June 14, 2018
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party dress

Last dance with MaryJane. Got to put on that party dress.
by joemamma2 August 21, 2021
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 28, 2022
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