Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010
Get the Von Douchebagmug. denim pants usually blue with extra details mainly embroidery on back pockets. often accompanied by ed hardy shirts and other dbag apparel
by pux420 December 18, 2015
Get the douchebag jeansmug. Bob: hey there fucktard
Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag
Cindy:i have both
Susan: You are a chrono douchebag
Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag
Cindy:i have both
Susan: You are a chrono douchebag
by mike F. dude March 3, 2010
Get the chrono douchebagmug. 1. The state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.
2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.
3. Micheal and the ma
2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.
3. Micheal and the ma
Mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when I asked him about Joanne.
We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.
We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.
by Nanster May 9, 2008
Get the douchebag modemug. When a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a space, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. The douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. The range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. The only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.
"Kyle, Steve, and Mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it's unbearable to be around them."
by jmaddzzz August 14, 2012
Get the The Douchebag Effectmug. The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.
WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.
WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.
You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?
Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.
Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.
by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009
Get the douchebag stubblemug. 