Crunch and Munch

caramelized popcorn for about one doLLar at waLgreens
You're ingesting snack food Like crunch and munch for assistance with You're caLories with intermittent routine it You're gaining weight.
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jamaican crab go crunch

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
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crunch and crux

The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.
by Carli9 February 05, 2017
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 12, 2009
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Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.
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Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
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