Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.
by Biggunplenty December 16, 2011
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Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.
My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.
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Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.
by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 05, 2016
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Cracker Fever

When someone of a non-caucasian race dates or likes members of the caucasian race.
Champagne is in love with Blake, she definitely has cracker fever.
by Smith6714 October 12, 2008
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cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.
My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.
by Matty Rich April 30, 2007
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Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.
Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?
by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017
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Cracker

A meant-to-be comeback insult used by black people to offend whites, even though they secretly know it won't do a thing because they are the racism victima
Black guy: "Yo, cracker!"
White guy: "Oh, wow."
by RampantNebula27 July 27, 2015
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