Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.

I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.

"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.

by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021

Bing-Con

When bing's search results are so poor you begin to doubt your own sanity. Derived as a parody of 'ret-conned'

"I really got confused when I looked up the definition of sakes, truly was a bing-con"

by JoyEmpire August 5, 2021

MC-con / MC-complex

Much like siscon or brocon. MC-con is a condition where you will love (or at least, like) a main character of any franchise you read/watch, regardless all their weakness, wether they are a kind mc, a cunning mc, a stubborn mc, a weak mc, or anything.

A: Will there someone out there that will love this kind of weak and naive mc?

B: A MC-con / MC-complex will still love them. They love any mc!

by Lilblossom August 26, 2021

Con

Con - The c is his name stands for capitalist. Con is a guy who is on the KITSmp

"Oh god, it's Con, Con the Capitalist"

by k4_rma June 27, 2021

Steve Con

A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.

Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.

by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021

Con-thinger

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".

I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.

by Number 2wo February 23, 2011