coffee money

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.

I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.

by codes4coffee November 23, 2019

Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.

I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.

by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019

Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.

I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.

by matgorzata June 14, 2019

No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018

The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!

Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.

by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020