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emo in a trench coat

JD
See that emo in a trench coat?
Yeah that dude is such a JD
by HenryTheMoth March 30, 2017
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Coating the bro

Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.
Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro
by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022
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Coat-Drag

Coat-Drag/ Coat-Dragging: 1. Is an instance where an individual dies and the corpse is kept on its feet so as to appear to be standing or walking by those who are intent to possess the contents of its' pockets.

2. Also; where something which is dead is made to appear to be alive still for profit by unscrupulous individuals.
1. They coat dragged an old lady for two whole blocks through a crowd an nobody noticed she was dead.
2. Its' like they're coat dragging their Father; by cashing his social security checks when he's dead.

3. My girlfriend keeps Coat-dragging me about my ex to get me to buy things for her.

4. It's dead and over, stop coat-dragging it already.
3.
by Stale Cracker January 17, 2021
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Cum coat

Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
Omg kelly, i jizzed on you so much it looks like a cum coat
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Throat coat

Throut coat is like spilling the tea. But there is something different about throat coat tea. When you are sick you drink throat coat tea it is not good at all but it is important for the healing process. Throat coat tea is just like that it’s not very good tea but it is important you know.
Ooooo girl that tea is throat coat.
by Sister nini February 8, 2019
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