closet shopping

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.

hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!

by jonnyss August 20, 2010

close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.

Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.

by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010

closet jenga

(n.)

The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.

"John was looking for his box of porn when closet jenga occurred."

by hollywoodundead!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 June 20, 2011

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013

close luck

Close luck is when you are close enough to witness something bad happen, but lucky enough to not be apart of it.

You witness a car accident happen, but you are not included in it. You would have close luck.

by TCCGG4LIFE December 31, 2013

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

closet jealous

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are

"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."

by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017