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Christian

A kid who’s tried their best, being the nicest person he could be on the outside, funny not so smart but he’s getting there... then the inside he’s been shadowing this for his whole life trying to cover it up, he’s been made fun of told he was a disgrace, wishes he could never be here but he decides to cover it up, and not ruin your day... in the end he is all alone
“Hey you know that kid Christian?” “Yeah he seems super nice” “he is but he’s actually been going through some shit he seems to be torturing himself ...”
by Røckfish Sålåde February 25, 2019
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christian

the type of guy to gets hella wins in solo play on fortnight
damn christian u winin
by china man chris May 16, 2018
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Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.
"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."
by NCBuckets January 17, 2018
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Christian

A guy who is really buff and gets all the girls. His best friends are pretty hot too. And buff. The girls that he hangs out with are really annoying like Evelia. She likes to ride his dick all the time.
wow thats Christian! Hes really hot and cute! So are his friends.
by Alex Ocegueda May 14, 2019
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ChRiStIaNiTy

Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.
Jasper, how is your ChriStIaNity going?
by dingoogoo June 27, 2019
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Christians

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
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