Central Fire

Central Tech a highschool in Erie Pennsylvania that recently and mysteriously caught on fire due to a string of strange and unfortunate events.

Bill: “you hear about Ted?”
Tom: “yeah I heard he died but the police ruled it suicide”
Bill: “that’s a bigger crock of shit since The Central Fire

by Ghetto Mart General manager November 17, 2017

Shitpost central

A place where 4 retards say random shit

"Did you hear what they were saying on shitpost central?"

by ThatFucker March 9, 2017

Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

lanse creuse middle school central

full of actual stoners even thoug they are like 12, feinds, disrespectful and annoying people, and alot of emos & hoes

lanse creuse middle school central

by iateadogtoday October 16, 2021

Forsyth central high

Where racism, homophobia, beastiality, dumb white girls, ghetto bitches, saggin black dudes and ugly ass white boys can join together and form a pact of satanity for 4 fun years

Oh you go to Forsyth central high? Your probably insane my bad.

by Lastmelon October 20, 2021

Valley Central

A school that has a terrible foot ball team and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the food is terrible

I would never send my kids to valley central

by Mr. nips October 29, 2021

Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021