Canada's History

Canada's History is a mating ritual in which Stephen Colbert will utilize a replica Stanley Cup as a pump as he wears moose antlers. As the act is going on, the partner uses maple syrup to lube the Stanley Cup replica. This act has yet to be successful.

I heard Stephen Colbert wants to explore Canada's History with you.

by BBFlights February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.

After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.

by Biggie132 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."

Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.

by sklop February 4, 2010

Canada's History

the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha

I enjoyed Canada's History while I was camping on the weekend

by rob savage February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.

"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.

by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010

Canada's History

1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.

1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.

by jimmystheman February 4, 2010