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boss pong

Boss Pong - a workplace game in which the goal is to keep the "boss" on the floor for as long as possible, and out of their own office.
To start a round of boss pong one person calls the boss over to their desk to ask them a question. The boss answers the question then the boss tries to go back to their office at which point the next person flags them down to ask them a different question causing the boss to go to that person's desk. The point of the game is to keep the boss from reaching their goal, which is to return to their office to hide. Sometimes multiple people can score points towards this goal if they think of new questions to distract the boss with after others have had their turn.
by ubermanti November 6, 2013
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Smexy Boss

Usaully a smart and sexy superior or higher ranking person at work.

A very attractive leader or supervisor.
How was work?
Yeah it was great, turns out i have a Smexy Boss.

Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!

Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
Damn your a Smexy Boss.
by Hectic Kebabs November 23, 2013
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grandma boss

A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
She really knows how to rock her new role as a grandma boss!
by 1team September 3, 2016
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Keg Boss

keg Boss is when you do your girl from behind and she agrees to anal then you shove a beer can in her ass and yell out that's why they call me keg Boss
Keg Boss When your meat is larger than expected Keg Bos
by Big D keg January 11, 2019
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mini boss

1) A co-worker who acts like the boss. 2) A beta male who pretends to be an alpha or leader.
The guy at the desk next to me is such a mini boss.
by JohnDoe121 May 26, 2018
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boss boom

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boss face

Serious face. That look of annoyance a boss wears at work. Especially when you approach them to ask a question. The face a boss wears at work. A person gets promoted to boss they have to look all serious at work and never laugh. Cuz if they smile they might not make a good manager.
1. (Uh oh here comes the boss and look at his face he is serious). Hey, both of you in my office now!

2. Doug just told a funny joke and the boss just stared at him with a boss face and didn't even laugh. A day later Doug got laid off.
3. Never throw the frisbee to the boss when he has his boss face on - he will just stand there and let it hit the wall - then come over say "pack up your shit you're done here!"
by Smorf August 19, 2016
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