Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.

Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.

by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018

I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

Oh my bonkers

When something catches you off guard and you have no idea how to express your emotions.

friend: My cat died today.
you: Oh My Bonkers!!

by bunnyfox' July 26, 2021

I have a bad word blocker

this only makes sense when you have one
doesn't that fuck you out?

I have a bad word blocker

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

Backer

Backer: (finacial) someone with a lot of money who is stupid.

"We need a backer" says john. "Whats that?" asks joe.
"Someone with a lot of money who is stupid."

by Anonymous55 October 6, 2012

flat backer

nasty girls with NO ass

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.

by Vinazza March 9, 2008

Blocker

A person who looks good a block away but is ugly up close.

"Dude, did you see that girl?"
"Nah, man, she's a blocker. You've seen her face, right?"

by stormyl January 26, 2009