bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

by blthrskt December 13, 2005

bat poes

a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.

also used when someone does something untoward

did you hear mark got with kevins sister last night?

what a bat poes

by agentk666 April 01, 2010

Bat Math

Brain-unfriendly or fiendish math questions that leverage on the public’s mixed attitude vis-à-vis the oft-feared bat, which has so far received bad publicity or negative press in the aftermath of unproven claims that it was the vector for the coronavirus pandemic.

Two examples of bat math are:
a) Today is Friday the 13th. Trump’s spiritual guide recommends that he should drink the blood of a bat 666 days from today to live a "normal” life free from nightmares and demonic attacks. What day of the week would he perform that dreaded ritual?
b) Given that 🦠 + 🦇= 76 and 🦠 × 🦇 = 19, what is the value of 1/🦠 + 1/🦇?
Answers: a) Saturday b) 4.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

Rouge the bat

Rouge the bat is a secret agent working for the government. She seems to like shadow the hedgehog and knuckles the echinda. But she problay tricks them into giving her emeralds which HASNT worked so far. Anyway, rouge has permission to rob banks, and commit crimes because the government will cover up for her.. or just blow her up. Also her outfit has SLUT all over it in SA2 but in Sonic Heroes a lil better but SLUTTY !

Shadow: Hey Knux, did you see that rouge girl take off her clothes? she is naked now and its awesome

Knuckles: "WHERE AND HOW CAN SHE DO DaT WITHOUT BREAKIN THA LAW"

Shadow:"She is a government agent.. give her emeralds to see her though "

by Soul Calibur Shadow Bat January 28, 2005

Vag Bat

A creature that lives inside very large, loose vaginas. Generally these bats like cave-like vaginas that have large stalagmites and standing water.

Dude Paris Hilton is so loose, she must have some vag bats up there.

by johnny appleseedy November 05, 2008

vagina bat

A woman who could fly off with their labia majora, resulting from ececissive sexual activity.
RE: Kattie Myers

1. You look cross eyed.
Like you just saw Kattie's twat.
Mhm.
KattieVAGINABAT™

2.Something that you yell:VAGINA BAT!!!!!

by mixerrai July 29, 2007