kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Baker

A asian dude that is really mean and very smart. He goes to Tottenville high school and he play league of legends ( EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

I hate baker - me

by faknfo*nwognonwogn68 March 10, 2022

Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023

trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him

"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

kirsty baker

A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention

Boy : who’s that ?

Oh that’s Kirsty baker she’s abit of a strange don

by Suckmaknobjerry February 13, 2022