lullaby and a handjob

When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.

Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.

by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017

trap and a half

Unit of measurement used to measure distance; very far away

Man, I don't feel like driving to the lake today, it's a trap and a half to get there

by PterodactylRavager3000 July 5, 2017

Butt and a half

When something just really sucks to a point where it's not just a butt

Wow this shit tastes like a butt and a half

by Anoyumus October 7, 2017

buck and a fuck

The day you harvest a buck and also have sex with a girl . Usually it can only happen once a year in certain states .

I'm going hunting tomorrow, hopefully I can get a buck and a fuck.

by On'ald April 21, 2018

brick and a half

when someone is not just taking a brick, but a brick and a half to complete a task; and extreme length of time; a group of 5 v c00l people who slay

00f tori! you are taking a brick and a half!!
or
gang gang brick and a half in the house!!

by buttbutt22 January 25, 2018

Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins

Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest

by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018

Fraud and a half

when ur fraud but u just go that extra fraud mile

That gurl is a fraud and a half.
She walked right past me, she's a fraud and a half.

by swagmcmuffin547 February 15, 2019