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Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.
“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
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alan heincker

Alan heincker is the best Orthopedic Dr
by Lin1954 November 18, 2020
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Alan basil

He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
by Jacob elite September 16, 2021
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Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
by 3TF July 5, 2016
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alan

A normal person that is not racist even though people think he is
person 1: Hey alan are you racist?
alan: no
by Alan??????? March 29, 2022
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Alan

He is just so fit, muscles the size of mountains and you know what they say about big feet.
I slept with this guy last night he was such an alan
by Alan Mcvicar October 21, 2020
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