Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11
by Jessc1122 December 05, 2019
The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.
'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
by Sidders02 March 08, 2021
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 19, 2019
shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 04, 2022
a rodeo shag is where the girl is on top and she is bouncing away then you say her sister or brothers name and see how long you can hold on
by asswipe121 December 30, 2009
That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.
An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”
-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”
-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019