Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020

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Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

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Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.

>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!

by CCCCChode January 30, 2023

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a saying that is meant to pay respects while shooting a basketball into a basket to honour Kobe Bryant.

rest in peace kobe and gianna. for kobe!

by misssunflower February 2, 2020

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Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.

kobe is really nice!

by Jake58376 April 21, 2022

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Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

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