Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda

JARED COME UP STAIRS NOWI SMELL VAPE

by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019

Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means

that guys such a jared man

by skjssnne February 5, 2020

Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut

I never want to be a Jared Punzalan

by Baracoustic May 15, 2023