Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 23, 2022
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Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff
If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson
by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019
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The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
by Lectoex July 10, 2023
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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g
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Carson Piano

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carson piano is st2jcxcxv
by Stormispoggers July 21, 2022
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daniel carson

A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one
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Carson Williams

The mad lad who made the famous/viral 2005 Christmas Light Show "Wizards in Winter"
Carson Williams made the Wizards in Winter Christmas light show
by Cambam826 September 11, 2022
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