Jared

A guy who thinks he has it all and brags about it. He claims he is the best and complains about everything and anything you do that ”he doesnt like” But his imence Stupidity says otherwise

Oh that dude is such a Jared

by MannyVK September 7, 2020

Jared

A man of color. A man who ethnicity is African. A dark skin toned male.

Wow that is one dark Jared.

by bizzeb June 7, 2021

jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

Jared

A guy who is 19 and cannot read.

Teacher:Jared read paragraph 8.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.

by VINES ARE MY LIFE April 16, 2020

Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.

Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.

by Ravenhat June 14, 2021

Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.

Nobody wants to be a Jared.

by BlackPoker June 8, 2018

Jared

Flying thong

WOAH! look up its Jared

by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021