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Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw
Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad
by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024
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canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.
I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024
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crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.
"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"
by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022
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Crunch

When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.
by White boi69 September 26, 2019
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Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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