Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
Get the im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournamentmug. Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022
Get the Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens moneymug. I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
Get the I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥mug. While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?
Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.
Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?
Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.
Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.
Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?
Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.
Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
Get the Wokemug. Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
Get the Wokemug. To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.
Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!
by Yongundong April 24, 2017
Get the woke up in a cold sweatmug. Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).
Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.
Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.
by megumeat January 24, 2024
Get the wokemug.