Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010

EpiK Wireless

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs

Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing

by random customer October 13, 2011

White Wires

Cables for apple products.

See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!

by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017

Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.

-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“

by Pertturbator January 29, 2020

t'wired

Being equal parts tired and wired

I'm so T'WIRED! i wish I could fall asleep.

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Moorizon Wireless

The art of stalking a fellow co worker outside of a bathroom door listening to the worker dedicate, then blame the worker of having a cell phone on him.

Someone might be on a cell phone-Hope he is using Moorizon wireless.

by Bamako May 7, 2021