George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

George Washington

George Washington was the first president of the United States of America. He is know for fighting in the Revolutionary War and being a good general while fighting. He’s one of the goat presidents 👍

you don’t wanna mess with George Washington

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey

Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!

by Triceritops III June 14, 2024

WASHINGTON

This refers to a very busy CAR WASH.

i will meet you up by the washington dude!

by TINAH WA KOPONG November 16, 2020

Washington

A curly headed light skin who’s a loner with a lot of empathy and compassion who seeks the best in people a goof ball but very serious at times has a Big Meat and also has pronouns like pen/is can also identify as a heterosexual Twink or and a Apache helicopter with a whopping 3 centimeter defeater aka 3ich punisher spends most of his time criticizing everyone for no reason because of his Huge ego he developed while in toxic gaming chats in competitive game modes during Covid19 lockdown overall if your in love With a person with this name Your screwed there jealous and weird

Washington is entitled to everyone’s dollar bills

by Ilovewoman:)) November 21, 2021

Washington Hellfire

Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.

Yo man I gave my boy a crazy Washington Hellfire last night, it was hilarious!

by Jimmy0517 June 4, 2025

Journey "Angie" Washington: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Journey "Angie" Washington: The First Juvenile Release
Person 1:

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025