wanker

well the boys from school right, they say a wanker is a person what does wanking

you are such a fucking wanker!

by Angry kid July 6, 2006

wanker

someone who pulls their pig or is just a big piece of shit.

That guy is a total wanker.
That guy is waking off right in puplic view.
Fuck off you wanker!!!

by zachlsd October 2, 2005

FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005

Gym wanker

A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.

Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"

Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker

by NoWan69 February 28, 2012

facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.

Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.

by facebookwanker January 20, 2011

Wanker Danker

1. Fancy Schmancy
2. Can also refer to a ritzy place (ie. Wanker Danker-ville)

"I just bought a new BMW."
"Well, aren't you wanker danker!"
or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"

by "Definintely Not Wanker Danker Kate" May 18, 2006

lowsy wanker

the american verison of the british insult "lousy wanker". It is mainly used by douchebag creeps that want to appear cool to there friends (if any), but mainly just look gay.

Today, a fat creep at my school called me a lowsy wanker, becuase apperantly he didn't know how to spell "lousy wanker". That day everyone ay my school beat him up.

by John Dwyer March 22, 2009