water hyacinth

Water hyacinth also known as Eichhornia crassipes is really fucking up the US we need to get rid of this. A little about Water hyacinth, it is a free-floating perennial aquatic plant (or hydrophyte) native to tropical and sub-tropical South America. With broad, thick, glossy, ovate leaves, water hyacinth may rise above the surface of the water as much as 1 meter in height.

Xavier: yo water hyacinth is really messing up the bay
Kelly: Yeah :(

by Xman_Slayer November 15, 2019

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

pee water

In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.

{clerk} O, you guys are buying that pee water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.

by Telephony April 4, 2020

fat water

Fat water is the water you get in the bathroom, which isn’t for drinking.

The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him. He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen. Fat water.

by Famguyquotes13 May 5, 2018

half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020

Water slut

A girl who loves to stay hydrated and drink water.

Mia’s a water slut my guy.

by gnatlyhoesb May 6, 2019

Anti-water

Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.

Moses: Yo, God!

God: What up?

Moses: I needa part the Sea.

God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.

Moses: Thanks G!

by King of Flys April 23, 2009