Damp Towels

Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)

1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???

UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM

2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

Toweles

To be cool

I am Toweles

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 21, 2022

Toweling

Toweling;

E.g (naked play fighting)

She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!

by Big rod101 February 21, 2021

masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.

Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.

by CWG0822 May 9, 2017

Towel

A towel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

by Auntie Cleo July 4, 2019

Towel Time

To have sex on a towel because she is on her period

Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time

by frenkie December 7, 2024

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016