When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
by TSG-STM members August 28, 2008
N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.
I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.
by carpiethe April 25, 2010
Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
by SILENT311 May 12, 2009
1) *sharp whistle* "Hey Buck Tooth Betty.... WHERE the FUCK is my coffee?"
2) "Damn sis... you sho is purty"
2) "Damn sis... you sho is purty"
by Fizzledizzle March 01, 2004
by dustin peck October 25, 2007
I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.
by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008
The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
by Cannon, Inc. March 10, 2016