chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.

F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!

by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017

tenor thumb

when one plays the tenor saxophone for prolonged periods of time and their right thumb engages in fucked up deformation

after just 3 months of playing tenor in the highschool band, timmy had experienced tenor thumb

TIMMY: "SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE TIPSY SHIT HAPPENED TO MY THUMB"

by bizzle the swizzle November 17, 2016

Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended to.

When Joe texted his uber the address he had Wiggle Thumbs bad.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

thumb puncher

people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out

Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard

by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021

Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010