Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

Nonce

A word used in britain for paedophile.

Have you heard about Holly she is a nonce.

by Monbon98 December 1, 2016

nonce

a british term for pedo

its basically just like calling someone a dumbass in england but fr some reason americans take it offensive

this bloke over there is a massive nonce
ur such a fucking nonce

by massicvesketnonce January 21, 2019

Dry noncing

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

by Foinqy January 31, 2024

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

nonce

an insult against a person who likes to touch up kids

also known as “doing a thomas”

“look at him, he’s such nonce” “yeah he’s a right thomas “

by djsmallfry August 20, 2020

nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022