A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
by Wencher August 13, 2009
Get the Net-Legendmug. *ol stank ass scratches necc*
“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”
“no”
“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”
“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”
“no”
“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”
by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023
Get the netmug. by ruby_wednesday May 9, 2015
Get the Net jetsettermug. A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug. obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.
by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
Get the She Wants To Run It Up Then Excel At A SpreadSheet Like SHe Is Megaman And AngelHellstrom JOse RObles Is ROll In Megaman Battle Net Workmug. by ninja420 September 8, 2023
Get the swamp netmug.