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Cannon Law

"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
by dom32 February 2, 2014
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second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
by 256msg March 26, 2009
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Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.
"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."
by ltucker May 17, 2010
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Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
by Beasta123 July 17, 2010
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Snyder Law

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”
by Garbanzo March 19, 2021
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Freddie’s Law

The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone
“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can
by Timothy trim November 26, 2022
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Ocean Law

If an item is in the ocean long enough, it's yours. You can do anything in the ocean.
Meanwhile in our beach school trip

My Crush: What do you mean I'm yours?

Me: Sorry dear, its the Ocean law
by 2434Fan August 7, 2021
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